• 1丑陋(lòu )片尾(🚷)曲(qǔ )
• 2你曾经看(⛹)到(🎖)过的毁(📶)三观的画(🖤)面(miàn )是(shì )什(🌴)么
• 3你曾经做过最羞耻的事情(👠)是什么
• 4你听过或看过哪些变态故(🍑)事

1丑陋(🔷)片(🦗)尾(🐒)曲

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演(🎰)唱FloRidaKeha

编(🎶)曲创(chuàng )作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人

所(🐄)属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英(🖇)文歌词

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FloHey

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Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

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Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

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ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

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2你(㊗)曾经看到过的毁(😮)三(🚅)观的画面是什么

3你曾(cé(🔞)ng )经做(🌘)过(🃏)最羞耻的(de )事情是什么

4你(nǐ )听(🔣)过或看(kà(🥨)n )过(❗)哪些变(biàn )态故事

几大桌子(🍘)的宾客(⬜)正吃(🐃)几(♏)顿的兴奋(🚑)突然之(😬)间靠(🧢)院(🎤)墙的(de )几(💵)桌客人(♋)一阵大(📽)乱

大家闷哼(🌿)看过来(🎂)(lái )原来是(🔸)是(🐂)院墙隔壁(bì )有一些(🌃)邪秽的东(dōng )西不时飞过来(🚝)

酒(💥)菜不能不能再吃一些宾(🐻)客的衣服也沾(😺)了脏(👹)很多人都气的怒骂

做为主(👴)人的二舅也(🎟)就肯(🏁)(kěn )定不能不(🌆)闻不问

他(tā )跟宾(🥈)客(🧡)们道了几句歉就(🖌)拿梯子爬到(😛)院墙和邻居对骂

王(wáng )桂英(yīng )我XXXXX你平时跟(🏐)我瞎折腾我也就忍了今天你去(🎥)见这样多人(🐺)跟我较劲我非撕烂你(🌪)(nǐ )的嘴巴不(bú )可(💡)二舅站在梯(tī )子气极败坏(🕤)的骂道

吴明宏你有胆子就再(zà(🍫)i )试试(🧡)你一天不把事(🔲)情能解(jiě )决好(🎭)(hǎo )老娘就一天不放你对面传他们(men )来了一个妇女的骂声

二舅家农村的(🛀)房子是挨(🦅)得很近隔壁建的

以前房子一样高下雨天各家(jiā(⚾) )屋(wū )上的雨水向着(zhe )瓦片淌入各家院里

可二(💾)舅拆(🏺)了旧房(fáng )起新房(🥩)新(xīn )房(👜)比隔壁的(🤔)房子高了半米角上的雨水就往隔壁屋顶上(🐈)流肯定也(yě )就(🎟)进了他家(🔥)(jiā )的院(⏪)子(🤢)

不过这(🖤)也(🦌)并(📘)非(⬇)有什么大事

流到院子(➖)里院子里的确(😇)就有排水(🅰)(shuǐ(📀) )沟能有什(shí )么东西影响(xiǎng )呢(📠)

不过王(wáng )桂英不这样想

原(😪)来(🍱)大家(jiā )大都(dōu )庄(🚤)(zhuāng )稼人靠天收成(⛹)经(jī(🎟)ng )济条件不多邻里关系也美满(🛣)和谐

可(kě )二舅这(zhè )几年地里活不忙就去城里打零(líng )工(gō(🔈)ng )挣的钱(🔓)盖了这几(jǐ(🈲) )间新瓦房

些农村(cūn )人就(jiù )有这个红眼病(🤰)见岂能(néng )别人(ré(🔚)n )比自己过(guò )的(㊗)好(hǎo )尤其是以(🎃)前(🥚)都(🕺)觉(jiào )得(📎)不如你自己的

王桂英(🚈)就一直看不起(qǐ )二舅

王桂英的男人叫陈四虎(🗳)

名字里面只不过有个虎字(💌)但是是只病(🤕)猫

陈四虎老(lǎo )实(💈)的三棍子(🎸)打不出(🕖)个屁(♑)来

他怕事平时家(📪)里(🗿)的(🚍)(de )事全(quá(📊)n )是王(wáng )桂英(🔠)撑(chēng )腰

今天二舅摆上(shàng )梁酒王桂英不知好歹找碴陈四虎就(🚇)躲在屋里不出头

陈四虎(hǔ )你(nǐ )出(chū )不出来管一管你如果这(💋)样(yàng )再不论(🧑)别怪我一(🤵)点也不客气(❕)了王桂英(👝)(yīng )骂的真的很(hěn )难听手中(✏)还不时的铲着(zhe )鸡粪猪(🔠)(zhū )粪往院子这(🔵)边甩二舅实在(🛳)是忍无可忍的道

爹(✉)你跟他啰唆什么(me )呢东西啊(ā )大(🎭)表哥的确对二舅实在是太温和的处理不满(😅)

大表哥拿板凳攀过了院墙可以打(😂)开了隔壁的大门

早守在门(mén )口(🤕)的二表哥(🦆)带(🚓)着兴(🥒)奋几(jǐ )个堂兄弟一拥而上(✏)夺过王桂英(yīng )手中的(🕙)铁锹(qiāo )出(chū )来是一(👊)顿打(🐩)

幸好村里几(jǐ )个干(🚓)(gàn )部也几人(ré(🧖)n )就(👽)把众人给抽开了

王桂英说(shuō )要(🧖)可以报警村书记许红(🤰)星嘲弄道王桂英你有脸打110人(rén )家(🛴)摆酒席你(nǐ(🀄) )泼屎打了你(nǐ )又是(shì )活该倒霉(🖕)你今天要(⛸)不向吴(wú(🥃) )老(lǎo )二道歉(qiàn )吧看我咋(zǎ(🛐) )收拾好你

王桂英哪(nǎ )里肯去(🚔)道歉

她见所(🏅)有人都(🏍)奚落她的(🚲)不是(🥈)顿时(📢)就气的要(👣)撞墙自戕

更何(🚍)(hé )况几人的(🧘)人多把她给(🧕)拉住了(le )

这时候场面僵(jiāng )在(🍈)原地了(le )几(jǐ )方面(😨)(miàn )都下(xià )不来(lái )台

更(🐀)何况陈四(sì )虎(🥩)从房(fáng )里走了出来他向二舅道(dào )了歉还向(🚤)许书记只要管好老婆自愿来(🦅)陪偿二舅三百块钱(qián )王(♎)(wáng )桂英也被(📢)懦弱(👩)的陈(chén )四虎(hǔ )气的一时间(🍁)回了娘(⬆)家事情才(🌅)算(suàn )告了一(🔍)段落

事(🙊)情下来(lái )了(🍽)一年(💣)多我又回来(🐌)了一次二舅家(🥪)吃饭不这(🎗)回是白事(🥐)

王(😶)桂英那次受了(le )气虽(suī )说对二(èr )舅一家(jiā )耿耿(gěng )于怀但更气陈(🎂)四虎的太(🍞)(tài )窝囊

她天(💆)天上(🖥)更加变本(🔤)加厉的数落(luò )陈四虎的懦弱无能终于(😧)成功(⤴)把陈四虎给(🏙)烧穿了

那天(😈)二(èr )舅(jiù )还在(zà(🏗)i )城里(😵)去打工二(🍔)舅妈一个人在菜地干活的人

陈四虎那着(🌩)砍草的镰刀来(lái )到菜(🚑)地(🚿)把二(🚋)舅妈砍翻在地

镰刀再锋利但(📬)远远(🏅)超出长度也没办法一下把(🔝)人(🏐)脑袋砍(🚛)下来

陈四虎面驳周(🚠)边(🥉)惊慌的村民的面(miàn )一镰刀一(yī )镰刀(dāo )的砍下了(le )二舅妈的脑袋

接着提(tí )着血(🥫)淋淋的(😞)的脑袋回到家里扔到了王桂(🕔)(guì(👥) )英(🐎)面前(qián )

你(😎)看一下我倒(⛴)底有没窝囊废有胆量的村(🌚)民伏(🏚)在门缝上见(🖐)到(👯)他这样的(🎐)话(huà )问(🎼)王桂(🐰)英(❤)

王桂英被吓的魂不附体(tǐ )号陶痛(📕)哭

陈(🐫)四(⚓)虎得意地的压了一(yī )桶水洗干净(jìng )的(💓)手(🥒)脚正坐在堂(táng )屋看电视节目

很快(❔)地J察(🎾)就(jiù )进了村立即(jí )逮(dǎ(⚽)i )捕了陈四虎

法医仵作验(🤕)尸让亲戚邻里自己去看

大夏天放了一(😙)两天的人(🌿)头恶(è )臭(🧗)很(🔓)(hěn )难(nán )闻看(kàn )完的(🔣)人都(dōu )吐了

吃东(😋)西的那(nà )天(tiā(🍛)n )王桂英是(shì(🧐) )没(🚏)有再找(🦕)你麻(má )烦

她家的门(🛀)上落了锁(🧖)没(⛅)人明白了她(tā(🏮) )去哪了(le )